Forrest “Offsides Blitz” Whitlark

Position: Team Mascot

Height: 6’ 0”

Weight: 188 lbs.

Hometown: The Red Zone

40 Yard Dash Time: Please refer to

Fun Fact: Has the complete series of Gunsmoke on DVD.

Kelly “The Wizard” Bouchillon

Position: HR department for the band

Height: 1 Fathom

Weight: 180 lbs.

Hometown: The 9-1-deuce

40 Yard Dash Time: Faster than Forrest

Fun Fact: Is Diamond 3, Division 3 in Rocket League.

John “Lightning Fingers” Cherry

Position: Fun Ensurer

Height: Varies with temperature

Weight: Also varies with temperature

Hometown: Bootsy Collins’s Space Ship

40 Yard Dash Time: 40 seconds

Fun Fact: Is scared of the sun and drinks SPF 70 sunscreen.

Cam “Wam Bam” Corsino

Position: A wave pool

Height: 6’ 0”

Weight: 4.2 bench presses

Hometown: McDonough, GA

40 Yard Dash Time: 4.6 seconds

Fun Fact: Listens to a lot of classical music.

John “Die Hard” MacLane

Position: Public Relations

Height: ‘Bout sebum

Weight: 155lbs

Hometown: Atlanta (ITP)

40 Yard Dash Time: Faster than you

Fun Fact: Once acted in a Pamper’s baby commercial.

Will “DJ Kill Will” MacLane

Position: Resident DJ/Hype Man

Height: 6’ 1”

Weight: 150

Hometown: Atlanta (ITP)

40 Yard Dash Time: 140 BPM

Fun Fact: Follow @killwill_music on Soundcloud.